Dedicated to fullbuttster, Laurene you’re such a sweet and lovely person, I love you.

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

» Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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So I woke up last night with a hard on and proceeded to rub it out. Didn't have any tissue and decided fuck it, I'll cum off the edge of my bed. Little did I realize my cat was lying on the floor there. I made sure to wash her but I still feel bad :(
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tmistories:

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nonprofit-whore:

my blog

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

When i get to see you when you dont realize any one is watching I can help but be amazed at the passion i can see in your eyes
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that’s funny because the amount of passion i have for anything amounts to zero

placebonacebo:

I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching

dutchster:

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

offishwhite:

A few quick Mako outfits bc why not she’s a cutie *u*

ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck