4th wall breaking son of a bitch.
Less “your sexuality/body/race/gender, etc shouldn’t matter” and more “your sexuality/body/race/gender should always be respected”
Don’t equate refusing to acknowledge differences to respecting them
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
please note that “your grace” is also acceptable
getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
I’ve always been confused about demisexuality.
Now I’m not, so thanks for this post.